-What Up Gangstars… What’s that?
It’s my blog! On a rainy night, while I was eating peanuts and watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reruns, I realized I was bored. There was something missing in my life and in my city in general. Even if I’m the coolest guy in the universe and in my hood, I couldn’t find a blog that was on my level. That’s why I created What up Gangstars: THE COOLEST BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE but also IN MY HOOD. By the way, if you’re reading this, we’re from the same galaxy (or you’re my roommate)
With my posse: May, Bam Bam and my Uncle Louis, we’ll talk about music, raising squirrels, sneakers, Ginette Reno’s superb tattoos, skate, sloppy Joe shark hunting, graffiti, fixed gear, the Pharaoh’s diet and of course, about the greatest city in the world, Montreal. Plus, we’ll reveal who killed JFK in Dallas, on November 22nd 1963; why UFOS only land in the States (Is Nevada a day spa for extra-terrestrials?) and how come graphite hockey sticks break so easily.
-Who Are You? Where Do You Come From?
I’m 20 years old, was born in Montreal and I’m a pretty good looking guy. My looks are the most important thing to me: my orange hat matches my kicks and of course my shades match my bling-bling. Besides, I wear my sunglasses at night, just like Corey Hart. I also try to take care of a tamagotchi, but I’m kind of bad at it, I forget to feed it.
Dislikes : Relish because it stinks, people who only come up to me to be on my guest list and the Pirate Ship at La Ronde (I puked my lunch three times last time I rode that thing)
However, I Like : All of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s interviews, getting my picture taken while I ride the Monster, putting chips in my sandwich and of course, the HABS. I can’t really recall when the Canadiens won the Stanley Cup in 1993, but I can’t wait until the next parade on Ste-Catherine! Otherwise, I love music: Biggie, Fugazi, Major Lazer, Sham 69, Gucci Mane (Free Gucci Mane!), Minor Threat, Lil’ Wayne, A-Trak, The Ramones, Chromeo...
I’m also into everything that moves my city: parties, vernissages, graphic design, freestyle battle, toy design, street wear, graffiti, skate and of course, girls. We’re pretty lucky in the 514 area. That's basically what I’ll be talking about on the blog, because ever since I was born, I’ve been hustling to reach my goal. Today, I know everyone in town and everyone in town knows me, from the hype scenes to the underground scenes. My city’s the best in the world and I’m its virtual mayor. GO HABS GO!
-How can I collaborate to the blog or send you some news?
Easy, send me an e-mail : jay@what-up-gangstars.com. If your news are fresh, I’ll see what I can do… Otherwise, girls, you can also write to me…
-How can I join your crew?
If we cross each other 10 times in a club or at a show, you can join the crew. But if you’re a model for Elite, your cell phone number will do it.
-How can I become as cool as you?
Read my blog at least ten times a day, even on a day off.
-How can you be friends with all the cool people in Montreal?
I’m as cool as they are, and they love my blog.
-Are you really going to change the face of the Web forever?
Of course I am. Things are happening.
-How can you be the coolest guy walking down the street?
I project a pheromone filled intergalactic aura of coolness that automatically turns anyone within a 5 meter radius totally wack.
-Is it true NASA approached you to be an astronaut?
Yep! But I don’t know if I’ll accept. I want to see how much it pays first.
-How will you become the coolest astronaut?
For one, I’m definitely not going to wear a clown nose! And, I’ll be listening to Biggie during liftoff.
-Your dream car?
An orange Lambo that will match my kicks.
-Your favorite place in the world?
My blog.
-How do you think you’ll die?
I can’t die, I’m a puppet. Anyway, the day I decide to take a bow, I’ll stay in people’s minds like T-Pain and Bruce Lee.
-A favorite saying?
What up Gangstars!
Jay